BASIC
I had a giggle today while I watched an episode of Futurama (I’ve been on a kick lately for some reason–I’ve never been a huge fan of the show). During one scene, Fry walks past a cross stitch hanging on the wall that says:
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10
I’m sure it’s nothing that hasn’t been thought of before, but it’s geeky enough that you could probably sell it.